10/27- Injured

I remember the time I got the huge scar on my wrist.
Not a lot of people really notice it, but it's actually a pretty big scar. About and inch in length, and a have inch in with. Its in plain sight, but I'd actually be surprised if people noticed it more often.

It'd mean the creeper would be staring at my right handed wrist.

I was seven at the time, and although I'm actually a polite kid now [or at least I think I'm polite] I was close to a nightmare when I was younger. I was violent, got into fights, and although I didn't bully kids, I wasn't exactly nice to them.

So one day, I forgot what exactly I got angry about, but I acted like a complete brat, being sent to my room after upsetting my dad. Once I gotten into my room, I believe I spent quite some time fuming and stomping in circles. I was pretty P.O.ed

I looked out my window, watching as everyone continued to play, only making me even angrier. I literally circled my room for an hour or two pouting like most kids would. I would keep looking out the window, over and over again, watching everyone else. I suddenly was fed up, and in a childish fit of anger, I balled my right fish, and thew it at the window.

I actually dont really remember hearing it breaking, or feeling any pain. The fact is, I didn't cut myself when I broke the window, it was when I drew my hand back to myself that the skin in my wrist tore.

I just kinda stared at it like an idiot for a bit before I realized "Hey tard face! You're bleeding!" At that moment I started to rush for my door, but stopped right as I was going to leave. Even though I had this giant gash in my wrist, I was more worried about getting in trouble for leaving my room while I was grounded.

I yelled fantically for my mom, who was in the kitchen, and wouldn't hear me that easily. Luckally my older brother was in his room which was right next to mine. He hear my screaming through his CD player, and immediatly ran to me, and squeezing his hand around my wrist to stop the bleeding once he saw the injury. After he carried me bridal style down stares, and showing my mother, the nurse, who took further care of me before going to the hospital.

I even watched as the doctors dabbed iodine, gave a numbing shot, and stitched up the cut.

10/26-Ryans Free Time

A list of what I think Pinkowski does in his free time:

• Boogie boarding in a vat of pudding
• Teaching woodland creatures how to fix plumbing
• Driving NASCAR vehicles
• Practicing contemporary dancing
• Singing to the deaf
• Defeating a wild bear at an arcade game
• Teaching Alden children how to bash Mr. Currin when they get to high school
• Boxing with a Puma
• Fly fishing with Morgan Freeman
• Writing a book about being Ryan Pinkowski
• Challenging Chuck Norris
• Reenacting scenes from the book 'Little Women'
• Painting a Puma
• Calling out Lebron James-on anything
• Skydiving off of William Shatner's Love handles
• Playing catch with Beetle Juice
• Hating things
• Loving things
• Loving to hate things
• Punching Justin Beiber in the wrist
• Playing a bongo duet with a Puma
• Hosting his own cooking show [On the Food network, right after Rachel Ray]
• Producing new theories on Quantum Physics
• Finding Waldo
• Showing Keanu Reeves that Ryan himself, is in fact, really the 'One'
• Upper cutting Lady Gaga in her guy parts
• Binging Sexy Back
• Dating Meagan Fox, Angelina Joulie, and Jessica Alba-at the same time
• Teaching a Puma how to impersonate Simon Cowell
• Doing 'SRZ BZNZ'
• Doing a guest apperance on Tosh.O
• Declining offers from colleges because there the ones who has to send in a letter to him to go to their school
• Helping old ladies cross the street
• Inventing the Flying car
• Pranking Pumas
• Creating a cure for Cancer
• Creating a cure for AIDDS
• Creating a cure for stupidity
• Weight lifting Tanks
• Earning another Nobel Peace Prize
• Recreating Dino DNA
• Getting into Bar fights...and winning
• Solving Unsolved Mysteries
• Creating Toy cats-cats who look like kittens their whole life

Ans that is what I truly believe Ryan really does in his free time. No Joke.

He keeps it a secret as not to hurt other peoples feelings because of how awesome he is.

10/25/10- Person who I look up too

My mother.



Not only was she a dedicated mother. She was a dedicated nurse. She first married a man named Mr. Belmonte at age 19. Giving birth, and taking care of three children while also working her way through college. While going through medical school, she cooked, cleaned, helped my older half-brothers on anything they needed from homework to teaching them how to ride a bike, and still was able to tuck them in at night.



After finishing off a good marriage turned bad, she met and married my dad a few years later in her early thirties, soon having my twin brother Jake and I. She had a job in home nursing, going from house to house, and taking care of medical issues for patients who couldn't go to the doctors themselves. Either they were too weak, or in a mental state where it was difficult for them to take their medication, or even someone who needed daily shots. My mother did it all.



If you had a boo-boo, she clean and fix it up to stop the blood, and would give you a kiss to stop the tears. She was a grade-A nurse, and an even better mother. She didn't have a terrible life, but she had her fair share of trials, and the fact that she pulled through still as happy and loving as ever proves she's the best. She never missed a stride.

Even though she had a terribly busy schedule, she still knew how to cook the most delicous meals, and give all of her children the attention to feel more then loved. Even when she'd cook food for more then ten people, she's wait patiantly until she was sure everyone had their own plate before she even made a motion to get her own.

She was kind, understanding, talanted, gentle, and self less.

She was my nurse.
She is my hero.
She is my mother.

10/22 Creepiest Movie

HUMAN CENTIPEDE

That was probably the most messed up movie I've ever seen. It's a B-movie, so it dosn't have the best actors, and it might be slightly difficult to find, but it still gives me goosebumps.

It's about a crazy sugeon doctor who's obsessed with connecting people anus to mouth to create a human centipede. He's tried it once with three dogs he had, but they all died. So he wants to do it again, and have it be succesful.

He kidnaps three people, and almost immediatly preforms surgery on them after explaining what he was going to do.

After he treets them like animals, and gives them tasks to accomplish while in the state there in. He also cut some tendon in there knees so they couldn't stand up, and had to walk on all fours.

The whole movie is just this guy torturing them! Pretty much! I mean, there was a plot, but most of the plot was deluded by how gross and sickening most of the movie was. It wasn't a BAD movie, but not a box office hit. If you like scary movies, and can hold your lunch, this movie is definatly something to see. But anything otherwise...you might wanna skip out on it.

WARNING: There's a little nudity, but it's not really the bad kind. I know what you're thinking. "Morgan, how is it that there are bad and good naked people?" Well, in my OPINION [I stress the opinion part] when you see someone naked in a sexual sense, or in a way were there like 'LOOK AT MY UNMENTIONABLES!', then it's bad. And gross. ...Put some pants on.

BUT, if there's realistic nudity, then it's okay.

"But Morgan, what could you possible mean by 'realistic nudity'?" If some woman was shot in the chest, and the peramedics had to take her clothing off to mend the wound, get over it. Yes, I know, those are boobies. But there trying to SAVE HER LIFE. Not trying to get a picture to post up on 'Nippleslip.com'. I call it realistic because there not showing a person naked to be all 'HEY LOOK! THERE NAKED!'. There showing it to be more realistic towards a situation. Another example, if you didn't get the other one, is if you're pants are on fire...TAKE THEM OFF. If some weird contamination happened, and some Biomedical SWAT team had to claim your clothing for safty, and to uncontaminate you...take them off. Hopfully you understand what I mean, and don't think I like seeing people flash me.

But back to the topic, yes, you see boobies. But it's because this crazed doctor preformed some kind of messed up operation on them and only has them clothed in medical band-aid. Belive me, I don't think they're too worried about how they're naked. Least of there worries.

10/19- Nate Bailey. Boss? Or not?

It depends on what you mean by 'The Boss'.

No one can be every singe definition of the term. Yes, I know. Not even Nate.
The question is, what TERM of 'The Boss' is Nate? Surley there is one definition that would fit him. A true 'Boss' really dose deserve a proper definition to his/her name. Nate should not be a boss, if he dose not get a designated term. Which is sad, because it's impossible for him NOT to be a Boss.

Choosing what kind of Boss Nate Bailey is obviously the most troubling task the species of man could ever go through. It's a daunting task, but it must be done.

Maybe it's 'A person who exercises conrol over workers'?

Or possibly you're refering to 'BOSS, the acronym for Biochemical and Organic Simulation System'. Need molecular mechanic calculations? Then the BOSS, is the one for you.

Possibly, what you really mean is the fictional character in the anime Mazinger Z and Great Mazinger, created by Go Nagai, usually used for comic relief. And for those of you thinking it, yes, I know. I'm an anime nerd. You shouldn't be surprised I mentioned this.

OR MAYBE, Nate is 'Bo$$'. A female 'gangsta' rapper who was popular for only a short time in 1993. As for what her name 'Boss', stands for, well, that's not school appropriate.

Maybe even "The Boss", a song by a Russian rapper witten in 2009, or even the song under the same name, sung by Diana Ross?

But what Nate Bailey really stands for, is "The Boss" sung by Rick Ross.

Listen to it.

And then you will know.

11/14- Best meal ever

Linguini as the main dish.

I absolutly love linguini, expesially with the white clam sauce and some basil sprinkled on top. I'm not exactly sure why I like it so much. Obviously I think it's delicious, but I'm not sure wheither I like it the most because I really do prefer the taste over all other meals, or if I only really like it because I only get to eat it once in awhile.

Black olives as an addition.

It really isn't used in linguini, but I love black olives, and I think it'd taste yummy added to it.

Watermelon as the first side.

Why? Cause I freakin' love water melon, and I think it'll be a sweeter addition to the linguii and olives. I really like sweets, and watermelon is just so juicy, and refreshing to eat.

Garlic bread as a second side.
Because it's delicious, thats why. haha I just hate when you get premade garlic bread, that you didn't bake right, where the seasoning on time didn't melt correctly, so it's all buttery and gross.

And a smoothie for a drink.

I know, just like the watermelon, it dosn't really fit with the main dish. BUT THERE JUST SO GOOD! I can't help myself! haha Theres a bunch of flavors of smoothies that I love, thats why I didn't really pick out a flavor. All the choices are jusr way to good.

Some of the items don't really match up well, but I still think having them together would be the best meal ever!

10/8- RESIDENT EVIL: Degeneration

Ugghhhhhhhh. Yep, another nerdy movie.

I wasn't kidding when I said I had no life. haha

If there's one thing I love, it's Zombie slaying. And this movie has plenty of it. If anyone reading this plays the games, they'll know exactly what I mean. This movie is completly C.G.ed, and is based off of the horror survival video game series RESIDENT EVIL.

The movie stars Leon S. Kennedy, the main male character on Residant Evil 2 and 4, and Claire Redfeild, the leading female character of Resident Evil 2 and Code: Veronica. Both of which are very recognizable faces when it comes to the franchize.



This movie was definetly horrifying. It's just as gory and suspensful as the games. The G-Virus makes a bug debut in this one, and for you people who don't know what the G-virus is, basically it's the T-virus, the virus that makes you into a zombie, on MAJOR steroids! Oh, and you automatically have a giant eyeball growing somewhere like on your shoulder. Creepy. I know.


I had alot of fun watching this movie, seeing familiar faces, and recognizable monsters. It's one of those nerdy things that when you see something you recognize, and you yell out like an idiot "OHHHH! NO WAY!". Just because. hahaha

10/8-Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Best movie ever. Period.

If there's one thing I know about myself, is that I am a HUGE nerd. And this movie was made for nerds. It had everything I wanted. Nerdy humor, nerdy refrences, nerdy plotlines, nerdy action, nerdy effects, and even nerdy actors. It's pathetic how much I love this movie.

I honestly think there are probably a few set backs to this movie, that my adoration of this movie is making me oblivious too. It's sad really. All I can do is gush and squee like a creeper at the mention of this movie. Which is pretty awesome, by the way...if I haven't mentioned already.

Michael Cera is also one of my favorite actors, so that was a definate PLUS. It's epic, and fast pace, and definetly enjoyable for anyone who wants to watch it. The editing and special effects are PHENOMANAL! Very entertaining all by themselfes. And not to mentioned it was based off of a comic by the same title. I HEART COMICS. It's just another great film I'm pretty sure I will but once it comes out on DVD/Bluray.

TRAILER VIDEO LINK: http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/video/2010/jun/17/scott-pilgrim-vs-the-world-trailer-exclusive

10/7-REPO! The Genatic Opera

It's dark, gothic, and morbid. And that's how I like it. The movie got cheesy sometimes, and maybe the acting could've been better, but you can't really blame it because it's a D rate movie. One thing that really makes me laugh about this movie is that Paris Hilton starts in it. Yes, you heard right. PARIS. HILTON. She stars as Amber Sweet, the drug addict daughter of Rotti Largo, the rich head of GeneCo. Pretty hilarious if you ask me.

The movie's a musical, and the music will defiantly blow you away. Each song brings in creative situations, interesting lyrics, and all are created toward the rock n' roll genre of music. The characters are creepy, and the story is defiantly something I'm glad I had the opportunity to watch.

While the movie was fun, there were some down falls. At points, the movie felt corny, and really overdramatic to the point were it was too much. Some of the actors weren't exactly what I'd call 'Super Stars', like the actor who played the main character Shiloh, who also played Carmen in the 'Spy Kids' series.

But with all its drawbacks, it was still really fun to watch. Especially if you like horror. And laughing at Paris Hilton.

VIDEO TRAILER LINK: www.imbd.com/video/imbd/vi2971140121/

10/04-Favorite Season

10/01-Recent Visit

Goodbye responsibilities and hello childhood!

One place I just recently visited was Bounce Magic. And, dare I say, I loved it. If no one knows, Bounce Magic is a place mostly for ages falling in between two, too seven. Age ten the most. Me and my boyfriend went the first weekend of the school year, playing all the games, and going into every single bounce house.

Bounce Magic is a huge warehouse, with plenty of arcade games and prizes. But the main attractions are the multiple masses of bounce houses contained inside of the building. The different inflatable objects ranging from slides, to obstacle courses, to climbing walls, to the simple plain old bounce house. I’m probably WAY too old for it, but I absolutely couldn’t resist going. There was just no way I could’ve passed it up.

I defiantly plan on going again, and again.

And yes, if no one had noticed, I enjoy simple things. Although, next time I go, I’d probably bring my nieces or younger cousins with me, instead of just me or something. It’ll make them happy, and make me look like less of a creep. All I know for sure is that there are two Bounce Magic’s in the area. A smaller one in Orchard Park, and another bigger one somewhere else I’m not quite sure of. MapQuest it.