- Boogie boarding in a vat of pudding
- Teaching woodland creatures how to fix plumbing
- Driving NASCAR vehicles
- Practicing contemporary dancing
- Singing to the deaf
- Defeating a wild bear at an arcade game
- Teaching Alden children how to bash Mr. Currin when they get to high school
- Boxing with a Puma
- Fly fishing with Morgan Freeman
- Writing a book about being Ryan Pinkowski
- Challenging Chuck Norris
- Reenacting scenes from the book 'Little Women'
- Painting a Puma
- Calling out Lebron James-on anything
- Skydiving off of William Shatner's Love handles
- Playing catch with Beetle Juice
- Hating things
- Loving things
- Loving to hate things
- Punching Justin Beiber in the wrist
- Playing a bongo duet with a Puma
- Hosting his own cooking show [On the Food network, right after Rachel Ray]
- Producing new theories on Quantum Physics
- Finding Waldo
- Showing Keanu Reeves that Ryan himself, is in fact, really the 'One'
- Upper cutting Lady Gaga in her guy parts
- Binging Sexy Back
- Dating Meagan Fox, Angelina Joulie, and Jessica Alba-at the same time
- Teaching a Puma how to impersonate Simon Cowell
- Doing 'SRZ BZNZ'
- Doing a guest apperance on Tosh.O
- Declining offers from colleges because there the ones who has to send in a letter to him to go to their school
- Helping old ladies cross the street
- Inventing the Flying car
- Pranking Pumas
- Creating a cure for Cancer
- Creating a cure for AIDDS
- Creating a cure for stupidity
- Weight lifting Tanks
- Earning another Nobel Peace Prize
- Recreating Dino DNA
- Getting into Bar fights...and winning
- Solving Unsolved Mysteries
- Creating Toy cats-cats who look like kittens their whole life
Ans that is what I truly believe Ryan really does in his free time. No Joke.
He keeps it a secret as not to hurt other peoples feelings because of how awesome he is.
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