Tuesday, October 26, 2010

10/26-Ryans Free Time

A list of what I think Pinkowski does in his free time:

  • Boogie boarding in a vat of pudding
  • Teaching woodland creatures how to fix plumbing
  • Driving NASCAR vehicles
  • Practicing contemporary dancing
  • Singing to the deaf
  • Defeating a wild bear at an arcade game
  • Teaching Alden children how to bash Mr. Currin when they get to high school
  • Boxing with a Puma
  • Fly fishing with Morgan Freeman
  • Writing a book about being Ryan Pinkowski
  • Challenging Chuck Norris
  • Reenacting scenes from the book 'Little Women'
  • Painting a Puma
  • Calling out Lebron James-on anything
  • Skydiving off of William Shatner's Love handles
  • Playing catch with Beetle Juice
  • Hating things
  • Loving things
  • Loving to hate things
  • Punching Justin Beiber in the wrist
  • Playing a bongo duet with a Puma
  • Hosting his own cooking show [On the Food network, right after Rachel Ray]
  • Producing new theories on Quantum Physics
  • Finding Waldo
  • Showing Keanu Reeves that Ryan himself, is in fact, really the 'One'
  • Upper cutting Lady Gaga in her guy parts
  • Binging Sexy Back
  • Dating Meagan Fox, Angelina Joulie, and Jessica Alba-at the same time
  • Teaching a Puma how to impersonate Simon Cowell
  • Doing 'SRZ BZNZ'
  • Doing a guest apperance on Tosh.O
  • Declining offers from colleges because there the ones who has to send in a letter to him to go to their school
  • Helping old ladies cross the street
  • Inventing the Flying car
  • Pranking Pumas
  • Creating a cure for Cancer
  • Creating a cure for AIDDS
  • Creating a cure for stupidity
  • Weight lifting Tanks
  • Earning another Nobel Peace Prize
  • Recreating Dino DNA
  • Getting into Bar fights...and winning
  • Solving Unsolved Mysteries
  • Creating Toy cats-cats who look like kittens their whole life

Ans that is what I truly believe Ryan really does in his free time. No Joke.

He keeps it a secret as not to hurt other peoples feelings because of how awesome he is.

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