11/12-Dinner with the Dead

The people I would love to have dinner with would probably be Edger Allen Poe, whoever Jack the Ripper was, and my mom. And just in spite of Mr. Currin, I'm adding a fourth, Sherlock Holmes. Yes, I know he's not real, but if I could meet him, I wouldn't think twice to saying yes!

Edger Allen Poe
I want to meet him because he's my favorite poet in the world. I admire him a lot. I love to write, and one thing I absolutely love to write the most is horror, and that is Poe's specialty. My favorite work by him is probably The Cask of Amontillado. Where the main character plans to plot revenge on another, getting the man drunk and disorderly before leading him down into some catacombs, and tying him up, right before closing the man in by building a brick wall in the only opening, sealing the man in a room with no way out, to die.

Jack the Ripper
I want to figure out what the hell happened. I don't really know why. And if I get to meet him, I want him in a strait jacket. Honestly? I have a theory of who Jack the Ripper is. Either he's 1. Man Bear Pig: Because that thing is BEAST. 2. Raptor Jesus: Just cause it's so like him to slaughter a bunch of hookers, and lastly 3. Bob Saget: Because he's Bob freakin' Saget. He'd do it. He can do ANYTHING. Then again.........I think I might know another person who could of done it. Chuck Norris. He can get away with anything. I'd love to have dinner with him. Hopefully he won't implode my face.

Karen Koziel
Cause she's my mom, and I miss her, of course. hahaha I could make her dinner for the first time and see how much she'll make fun of me for it for how FAIL it'll be. LOL

Sherlock Holmes
THAT MAN IS MY HERO. If he was real, I would adopt him, and have him figure out wear my freakin' car keys are! GENIUS. I literally think that this man is the greatest man on earth. Even though he's not real. lol